404 Not Found

Oh No. Hmmmmmmmmm. Look I'm sorry I don't know what to tell you, but there's nothing here but two-hundred-and-fifty-six characters of HTML.

Actually it was originally that many characters, but those crazy guys in Redmond decided (very arbitrarily I might add) that anything less than five-hundred-and-twelve bytes does not a 404 make. So in the spirit of over-engineering we've doubled it one-thousand-and-twenty-four bytes. (It's not a bridge so it's not a factor of safety thing...)